What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I don't like religions.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Innocent before proven guilty

I don't like

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

But this is not

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Bible.. Hm.?

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Deuteronomy 17

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

What did one boob say to the other boob

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Maybe leave out

I like God is love and lives within you.

Your going to be alright just relax

Lose lips shimk ships.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

You shall not bear false witness.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?